When you have little baby children, you think that things are very difficult. You have to feed them, change them, and suck the boogers out of their noses with those little bulb things. They cry and vomit and don’t sleep. Life seems like one endless sucking maw of baby bodily fluids. Oh, when will they […]
Archive > March 2015
The (not so) Skinny
I’m fat. I’ve always heard that the first step in dealing with a problem is admitting you have one, so there you go. I said it. I’m fat. Obese. Portly. Robust. Chubby. Rotund. Chunky. Round. Not thin. You get the picture. I’ve never been what one would call a “skinny” person. Certainly I’ve never fit […]
