A Funeral at the Compost Heap

     Everyone has different ways of finding a little solitude in their life.  Some people run, or do yoga, or meditate, or read, or, in my case, work on their compost heap.  It sounds a little odd, I guess, but you take what you can get. 

     Each weekday morning after I take Evelyn to meet the bus, I come home and visit my compost heap.  I keep a bucket in the garage, and during the day and evening I put various kitchen scraps and shreds of paper in the bucket. Each morning, I get the bucket and take it over the hill behind the garden to turn it into compost.  Most everyone is still in bed–or at least not requiring my attention right at that moment. Ian is free to watch TV until 8:00 a.m., and he does so religiously, allowing very little to distract him. I guess that’s his solitude. Anyway, I wander over the hill and dump the bucket on the heap, then take a nice forked stick I found and stir things around a bit.  If it’s too dry, I might wander over to the rain barrell and get some water to pour over it.  Mostly I just stand around.

     It’s cool that time of morning, and quiet.  I just stand there, my shoes soaking wet from the dew, and listen to whatever might be happening in the yard or the woods. Birds are the best–I like the way the finches peep, and just now there are blackbirds nesting in the roof of the hen house.  I love the way they sound.  People think, oh, yuck, blackbirds, but I think they’re cool.  They don’t really fit in with rest of the “pretty” songbirds, they don’t qualify as a “cool” bird of prey, but they still have to do their birdy thing every day. (Sound like anyone else you might know? Me, too.)  When the blackbirds chirp, it’s a strangely liquid sound, like a bell ringing underwater. That’s what my metaphorical side says.  Another side of me says they sound like the aliens in “Signs.”

     Today, I had a different type of company at the compost heap–a boy and a deceased hamster named Lucy.  Ian has two hamsters which I bought him for his birthday while apparently under the influence of some sort of powerful narcotic.  They are (were) named Lucy and Susan, from The Chronicles of Narnia.  This morning, while I was getting Evelyn ready for school, Ian appeared and said, “Lucy’s dead!”

     Now, my mind isn’t always completely with me at that time of the morning, so it took a full two seconds for my brain to process who Lucy even was, let alone digest the fact that she was now, in fact, dead.  Once it registered, I asked a pretty stupid question, namely, “What happened?”  My son, being a wonderful diplomat, didn’t respond as he might have (something like, “Her note said she couldn’t take running around in circles anymore!”) but instead just told me that she was just laying in the food dish dead. And so she was.

    We did NOT compost her, as the title may imply, but decided instead to bury her at the base of a big tree right next to the compost heap.  She is now resting under her food dish with two nice sized head stones over her.  If the blackbirds noticed what we were doing, they didn’t comment.

     I didn’t say much, either. In fact, it was a fairly quiet event, which is unusual for my son. He’s a talker.  But when he’s upset, he prefers not to talk about it. (I have absolutely no idea where he gets that from.) So I just told him I was sorry, and that was pretty much it.  He’s at the age now where it would be an unspeakable mark of eternal shame to be caught crying over a dead hamster. Hell, at this age, he might not even be allowed to cry if I died– I don’t know what those manly rules are.

     It’s a shame really, because he’s a tenderhearted, compassionate fellow, and I know he was upset.  This whole “tough” thing is over-rated. I know no one wants to see everyone going around crying all the time (though if the gas prices don’t go down, it may happen anyway.)  But he really is an animal lover, and he was crazy about those two little rats….er…..hamsters, so I’m sorry for him that he felt as though crying would have been a bad thing to do.  I hope that I’m not the one who taught him that lesson, but I’m afraid it may be so. 

     So anyway, Lucy is laid to rest. Ian and I made a joke that she went to Aslan’s country. (If you don’t know what that means, read the books. I don’t have the energy to explain it all here.)  Tomorrow we’ll clean out her cage and set it in the garage.  And in the morning I’ll visit my compost heap, listen to the birds, and think about different things, like maybe how brief our time really is on this earth, and that when it’s over, I hope someone sheds a few tears. Then they can bury me in the compost heap.

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3 Comments on "A Funeral at the Compost Heap"

  1. Bernie
    10/05/2011 at 11:51 pm Permalink

    My husband does a composting as well. You really give a vivid image of what your mornings are like. I can almost see the dew on your shoes.

    I feel bad about the hamster. Its always hard when a child looses a pet. I’m glad hamster was laid to rest next to the compost.

    Stopping by from the Hop a Little Hop

  2. Lindsay
    15/05/2011 at 1:48 pm Permalink

    Stopping in from TRDC
    I’m very sorry that Ian lost Lucy….
    “What happened?” My son, being a wonderful diplomat, didn’t respond as he might have (something like, “Her note said she couldn’t take running around in circles anymore!”) <–this is something that my son will eventually say to me.

  3. Janice
    15/05/2011 at 8:44 pm Permalink

    That’s funny! Sarcasm runs rampant in this family, so it should kick in some time I guess. Thanks for stopping by!

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