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The Tossing of the Christmas Tree

It’s sort of like the running of the bulls, only safer, less cruel, and much more satisfying. It’s no secret I’m not a big fan of Christmas.  In an effort to prevent wet-blanketing everyone else’s holiday this year, I tried really hard to express an acceptable amount of spirit.  I did pretty good, if I […]

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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like………Mental Illness

Whoever said this was the most wonderful time of the year was obviously smoking crack. I mean, God help you if you have to go to the store for some normal, non-Christmas-related item.  You might be there to get milk, but Redneck Rita will cut you if she thinks you’re going to grab one of […]

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