You don’t know shit.
Oh, I know, I know. You think you know everything. I am (not so) sorry to be the one to tell you that, in fact, as I said, you don’t know shit.
Also, no one in this world owes you anything. Did you get that? NOT. ONE. THING. If you want things, buy them. That requires money, which requires a job, which generally requires some sort of skill set, along with basic personal hygiene. Some of you seem to be struggling with this.
It’s all pretty basic. Take a bath. Brush your teeth. Make eye contact when people talk to you. And, God help us all, smile.
Here is another pointer for you–learn English. Like, for real. I’m not trying to be mean, but you kind of sound like morons. You can’t spell, you can’t speak, and to be frank, you’re making us look bad in front of the whole world. Try not to add “uh” to the end of every word, especially if you are doing so in a particularly annoying, whiny voice. Examples: stop-uh, don’t-uh, look-uh, what-uh. (For those of you struggling to understand, just draw those words out. Come on now, draw them out niiiiiicccceeee and loooooonnnggg and force the sound through your nose and then tack that “uh” at the end. Got it?)
Lastly, get over yourselves. Look around. This may come as a shock to you, but there are other people in the world besides yourselves. Who knew, right? Take a moment to realize that your words and actions might have some effect on someone other than you.
I give you these words in love, because I don’t want to see you make the same mistakes I made as a selfish, stupid teenager. I want you to realize that there are certain decisions you only get one chance to make. I want you to look around an appreciate the value of the other people in your life. Some day they might not be there. And they love you.
We all love you.
P.S. You still don’t know shit, though.
P.P.S. The duck face and the kissy face in every picture look absolutely ridiculous. Really. I mean, people are making fun of your behind your back. It’s that bad. Stop. Please.