I have unlocked the secret to happiness. Now hold on a minute. Don’t just roll your eyes and walk off. Come back here! I’m serious. I know the secret to happiness. Are you ready to know the secret? Okay, wherever you are, go to a mirror. Close your eyes. Stand in front of the mirror. […]
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Camping in Hell
This was supposed to be a post about Feminism, but at this point I would give up the right to vote to have an air conditioner and some hot water, so I’m thinking I’d better wait a while to continue with that subject. Once the power is back and the laundry is caught up, I’ll […]
The Trials and Tribulations of the Modern Day Millionaire
Yeah, it’s a hard old world, all right. Just ask a rich person. I mean, I’m not even going to talk about what kind of taxes rich people have to pay. Unless of course they don’t have to pay any, and then I guess that’s ok. Oh! And let’s not forget how difficult it is […]